Thoughts and Misdemeanors

You Made The Loneliness Police Blotter Day!

girlsareprettyforever:

You did it! The Loneliness Police Blotter ran your incident! Check it out:

On Saturday a Lakeside man reportedly went into his garage, forgot what he went in there for, realized if he never came out no one would notice, and he subsequently collapsed in sobs on the cold, oil-stained concrete. The man slept on his garage floor for eighteen hours before returning to his living room to watch pornography on mute.

Congrats!

Happy You Made The Loneliness Police Blotter Day!

This is now both the strangest AND saddest blog in my feed. Who writes this?



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    This is now both...strangest AND saddest blog in my feed. Who writes this?
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